...suspension bridges: They need to be well engineered. (The Independent)
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Underwires are like people: once you bend them they never return to their original shape.
A good bra is like a good man: good looking, supportive, and never let you down. (Bravo TV)
You know it's a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
